eternal brunch

let me talk about 2012 some more

i have been pretty slutty this new year so far and honestly i’ve been into it but also now i might be over all of it. why is it so hard to find someone in this huge city who i will want to 1) fuck me more than once 2) be good at it and 3) not be a baby about it. i’m at the point again where i’ll see even a real attractive dude and be like “ugh i cannot handle dealing with whatever the fuck his ego is obviously doing behind that beard”

but also bitter spinster forever-aloney vibes are taking over my brain again

i hope my mom never finds my tumblr