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Girl Scout Cookies
for Truth

As two strong female role models, aka femodels, it’s important for us to promote, no, encourage, nay, FOSTER the ideas of young girls brave enough to take a stand against something they don’t believe in. We like to call these girls: Ladiez-In-Waiting.

The star of this edition’s Ladiez-In-Waiting is an up-and-coming Girl Scout with some bigotry ideas for a new line of cookies! Cookies that are just for girls. NOT kids with the different body parts who just say they’re girls in the hopes of infiltrating the club. “Because girls should do girl things, boys do boy things and that’s the natural order of life!”

It’s this type of go-getter attitude we love, and that’s why we’re going to fast-track Taylor’s recipe for success and add some new ones of our own. We’re rolling out a whole new line of cookies to combat the dangerous game of girls accepting girls. Because we don’t know if you know, but it’s DANGEROUS. 

NEW COOKIES:

Thank You Berry Munch for Using Berry Colors, I’m a Girl and I Like Pink
Berries are the girliest flavor! We all like the same thing!

Anti-Samoans
Polynesians are not allowed. Unless they can hula dance for our TALENT SHOW.

Do-Si-Don’t Be So Open Minded
This crispy, crunchy oatmeal cookie is sure to keep you thinking conservatively. For extra flavor fun, eat these little treats while reading Godless: The Church of Liberalism by Ann Coulter.

Thinly-Veiled DiscriMints
I think you belong in Troop 4473 if you’re from THAT neighborhood.

Trefoils
They’re white. Like we should be.

Fag-No-Longers
Layers of peanut butter are a yummy way to help you convert all the budding lesbians in GSA back to normal. Thanks for the idea, Boy Scouts.

Hey Taylor, we’ll do you one better re: gender norms. We propose that Girl Scouts now make all the cookies, since we’re better in the kitchen and all. Let the Boy Scouts sell them. They have a real knack for salesmanship. See, it’s in the word itself. SalesMANship. (They also like ships).

Postscript: It looks like Taylor has been roped in with http://honestgirlscouts.com. Every budding activist needs mentors. 

Post Post Script: Kudos to the rest of the girls of the world who are learning, building, doing, accepting. And kudos to the GSA for facilitating that.

“thinly-veiled discrimints”