March 2012
224 posts
i swear i did not make this up (Bill of Rights...
Me: So, you have the freedom to be vote for whatever political party you want, Republican or Democrat or Green or Independent. It's up to you.
Student 1: What do you vote?
Me: I can't tell you, it'll ruin the content that I'm teaching and someone will go home and say Ms. S is a so and so party and then your parents will come to the school and complain that I'm teaching you to be a so and so party, so no.
Student 1: Oh.
Student 2: Well I don't like Republicans either way.
Student 3: Why?
Student 2: I don't know they just look weird in the face. And racist.
February 2012
207 posts
restaurants requesting recent photos along with...
stopbeinginlovewithme:
right? i freak out when i see this, it pisses me off so much.
what how is this even a thing
Love and solidarity for femmes who don't apologize...
tangledupinlace:
I see you with your 5 o’clock shadows, your outfits held together with safety pins and strategically placed belts, your leather and your florals and the snarl on your faces and I can’t keep my heart from bursting.
Femininity FOREVER
hipsterwavves:
I enjoy long walks on the Internet.
Anonymous asked: What do you like in a potential partner? In and/or out of bed.
starvethebeat asked: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A BABE?
TMI TUESDAY!!!!! →
mcflynn:
starvethebeat:
I’m home alone watching Ringer!!! ASK ME SHIT
I AM HANGING OUT WITH WALTER THE CAT. Ask me shit.
i am at work still :(
ask me questions or i will die
anorable:
want to drop algebra 2 because fuck math I’m gonna be a librarian
chad kroeger, ultimate guybrarian
let's all take a break from librarians
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impotent rage
i am so mad about library and life things that i just got so sleepy
disciplesofdeath:
I have beard burn on my chin from making out very intensely with the person I love a couple of days ago.
Into it.
i have one of those (- love) and it is ruining my life and face
“One time I did have a witch girlfriend who could tell your sign by watching you...”
– lady in the coffee shop with one very long feather earring (via seanoise)
Anonymous asked: Julie Klausner being transphobic and also awful: Julie Klausner @julieklausnerFollow It always tickles me whenever Hilary Swank dresses up like a woman.
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haha
i have been thinking about the timeline of my dude-life for the past month and it is so fucked up and intense and convoluted that i just started laughing out loud like a crazy person
when can i eat a torta and forget my problems
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modernistwitch replied to your photoset: my mad men dependence/addiction is making me not…
notagarbage.jpg
literal lol
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“I would be really into your face even if I had never fucked it.”
– the best thing anyone has ever said to me
Retro L train
chiboulevards:
I stumbled upon this photo last week, of the Belmont Blue Line station from 1970 when it was new. The Logan Square and Belmont stations are great examples of functional modern architecture, and fit in with the international style that Mies Van Der Rohe made famous in Chicago. In this photo you’ll see an old L car on the right hand side.
A friend recently visited Washington, DC...
at-at:
Eyes examined
Groceries bought
Dinner cooked (smoked pork chops, garlic barley w/ fried onions, and roasted green beans ‘n mushrooms)
New glasses ordered (Derek Cardigan 7006 in green tortoiseshell! for only $70!)
i have those glasses! i loave them
bronxcheer:
“I can’t tell who’s in this fucking crowd, but if you’re young women, you better take to the fucking streets. Cause they’ll take this shit away from you, you better go out and claim your fucking rights. Don’t be passive; don’t get all high and drunk and wake up the next day saying ‘well I wanted to do it,’ YOU FUCKING DO IT… you cannot be passive in this new decade, Okay? We’ve got...
i for real just forgot how old i am
answer: old, forgetful
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Donald: well
she got engaged
and last night i messaged her back something, and then i had a dream her fiance bought me a ryan gossling bra from victoria secret
wtf
me: RYAN GOSLING BRA
that sounds great
would it be knit out of his hair
or would it be...
just his hands
gently cupping
Donald: bahahahah!
providing a playful bounce once in a while
followed by a sweet compliment
me: or not-so-gently cupping
what i would give for ryan gosling to roughly cup my breasts
Donald: omg
i havent thought about a sexually aggressive rg
me: UM
Donald: i wish you hadnt brought it up
oh god
i need to leave
yoursecretary:
how much better would “the truth about cats and dogs” be if, in the end, cameron diaz and jeanne garofalo realized they dug each other rather than those dudes?
uma therman!
but the amount of my life i’ve spent thinking about this: probably ~a cumulative week
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Open Access →
dearlibrary:
Dear Library,
On Tuesday (yes, this is a late posting), I completed an assignment that is given to journalism students when they come in for a library instruction session. The assignment was to find out all sorts of information at local, state and federal levels.
And guess what, if you want to know something about your elected official, you can get yourself SOMETHING. I think we,...
