January 2012
220 posts
December 2011
208 posts
“Amy Poehler had a joke. This is such an inside, weird thing. We would sometimes...”
– Fred Armisen (via somehillbilly)
All of my favorite things
(via starvethebeat)
new years eve is usually my favorite holiday
but i feel weird about it this year. why am i filled with dread? who can say.
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me: i want to start 2012 off on a slutty foot
donald: WELL listen it's not all glitz and glamour
donald: sometimes you shart lube
roadsidelions:
Do You? - Jolie Holland I know...
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"I like your idea and taughts. I am looking for...
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“Just once in my life—oh, when have I ever wanted anything just once in my life?”
– “Memoir” by Amy Hempel (via gotflavorlikeicecream)
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Mac vs. PC
shitmystudentswrite:
PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac.
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partylifestyle:
remember that FOREVER LAZY that corx got me? well I went ahead and put my SNUGGIE on top of that. NEXT LEVEL SHIT
the tag you put for this made me lol so much
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"wife can watch or join in, or go away"
the dudes are killin it today. must be the holiday spirit
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"HI THERE U WEAR ALOT OF BLACK BUT DO U LIKE A...
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today my coworker guessed how old i am and she guessed
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TWENTY ONE
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feelings, chicago, my brain, etc
seanoise:
ellenbee:
a thing about me is i am always thinking about The Future, especially when i was in grad school forever i would get fixated on where i would be/what i’d be doing “one year from now” or whatever. the holidays are really great benchmarks for crazy people like me who are often too past and future-obsessed to take advantage of how much things fucking rule right now in the...
Bring us some fucking pudding
shitmystudentswrite:
In “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” they don’t like pudding because they say it is “figgy,” which is what they said for the F word a long time ago.
something is happening to me where i cannot stop laughing at this
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Look the Wolf in the Eyes.: Beard Compliment... →
ex-cathedra:
ellenbee:
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a…
whenever i’ve complimented anyone’s face (but especially beard) i have ended...
Look the Wolf in the Eyes.: Beard Compliment... →
winterlungs:
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a…
whenever i’ve complimented anyone’s face (but especially beard) i have ended up boning...
spampersand replied to your post: feelings, chicago, my brain, etc
oops i am crying now
:’(? :’)?
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feelings, chicago, my brain, etc
a thing about me is i am always thinking about The Future, especially when i was in grad school forever i would get fixated on where i would be/what i’d be doing “one year from now” or whatever. the holidays are really great benchmarks for crazy people like me who are often too past and future-obsessed to take advantage of how much things fucking rule right now in the moment.
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Rolderik: If you live in Chicago and have gone to... →
rolderik:
Hello, You are receiving this note as you are a member of the Queer Social Club Facebook group, and we feel you should be aware of events that occurred at December’s QSC on Wednesday, December 7, into Thursday morning, December 8. At approximately 12:30AM on Thursday morning, three men walked into Archie’s Bar during Queer Social Club to have some drinks. Upon realizing that Archie’s...
