January 2012
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anorable:
R.Kelly - Sex In The Kitchen
GIRL...
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banang replied to your post: mokin replied to your post: can i marry my own…
You forgot your Edna st Vincent millay
i did not! DIG DIG
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mokin replied to your post: can i marry my own left eyebrow
what are your tattoos?
oh i wanted to answer this and forgot! i have:
mine and my siblings’ birth month flowers on my left forearm
(also my very first tattoo of a fleur-de-lis was incorporated into that much bigger tattoo)
two moose locked together by the antlers FOREVER (matching friendship tattoo with this guy) on my upper...
“Anything that comes out of the South is going to be called grotesque by the...”
– Flannery O’Connor (via ederlezi)
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seanoise:
Someone in the bar has pizza without me, I’ll die
also related to that: FEELINGS
the idea that i will always be at least a little bit “crazy” and depression/anxiety-prone and which of these things i have to hide every day at my professional job.
everybody has work personas that are at least a little separate from how they present themselves to the rest of the world, but i feel like i struggle with it more than most people might? like the transition from...
IN DEFENSE OF THE HOT MESS / A CALL FOR LADY...
findesiecle:
Lately I’ve been really into weird concepts of something like failed, desperate, self-conscious deliberate performative femininity? Part of this is evidenced by the fact that I’ve been doing my hair in big curls with my kinda-crappy-blonde-dye-job and wearing a ridiculous faux-leopard coat with ripped tights and messy eyeliner, and part of it comes together more in at least 47...
cyberslut rules of engagement/manifesto
sl33pcr33p:
- never compromise yr feelings to make people comfortable - cry in public - nothing sober is real anyway - violence is the new “being the bigger person” - mellow is not an interesting state of being - you take up for every girl everywhere - suffer no fools - eat cake - if yr sleeping with yr cat it is not sleeping alone - if yr sleeping with a beer in yr bed it is not...
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before school
goodbutter:
Today, in before school language arts with my 8th graders, I had them Read “Us and Them” by David Sedaris because it’s funny and not entirely boring (although the stories in our text are by legit authors).
Anyway, when we get to the part where young David is stuffing his face with his Halloween chocolates so he doesn’t have to share them, I was trying so hard not to laugh. When we...
e-rw replied to your post: also will someone tell me how to kill unwanted romantic feelings for people who don’t deserve my precious love
things that work for me: (1) think about the ways this person sucks and why you weren’t/wouldn’t be happy in a relationship (2) acknowledge and feel feelings, then think about other stuff because motherfucker don’t even deserve your feelings!
you are...
also will someone tell me how to kill unwanted...
looking for reasonable responses. otherwise i will just BECOME COMATOSE no pressure
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well i drank a bottle of wine
and ordered four bras on the internet
if they don’t fit i will throw a tantrum
iphysianthe:
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
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ellenbee:
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I could...
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Let the meat cake!
shitmystudentswrite:
Mary Antwinet is famous for saying “let the meat cake.” She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty.
seanoise:
do you think I’m the first person ever to sit in their truck in the parking lot of this bojangles, eating biscuits with green tea from home?
i love you
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goodbutter replied to your photo: here is a photo of me in the dark after i took…
BUT WHAT SHOW WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
parks & rec!!! of course
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“It was like that class at school where the teacher talks about Realization,...”
– Amy Hempel, Reasons to Live (via as-seen-on-teevee)
doucement replied to your photo: here is a photo of me in the dark after i took…
I had a two-lady date tonight wherein we had a lot of feminist/racial discussions of The Vampire Diaries, so I feel like we are on the same page right now.
yes. i love talking about vampire diaries more than i love talking about a lot of things (and i love talking)
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NOTE TO SELF i totally love being a librarian most...
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